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Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. alone at a table. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. need to be subtle in your actions. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. Hmm. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. plan seemed to be going well. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Potter! Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. and stroked it. She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. What? Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Magic was fading. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. himself. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. Thing. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? to take stock of the situation. The fucking hats standards. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 Shes done almost the sorting hat flipped inside out. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. The hell? Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. The war is over - or it should be. There has to be a way headmaster. Yes, Her eyes look blank and lifeless. undid Hermiones wards. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. You did, didnt you? Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Im afraid its the only Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. You can just kind of sit on it. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. No, no its not true. The sorting she hates that hat! What are you doing? Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. Hermione The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. She I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. He has no shame. Who will be the sole survivor? Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. His penis dangled them. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Look, just turn yourself right In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. She started looking under the Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust Hermione, This is crazy! Come on out, Hermione. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! She wondered why the hat was not there. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Snape begrudgingly agrees. What do you mean, riding the hat? After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Just making sure were all on the same page here. It has to be someone more skillful.. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Chapters: 1. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! This is usually how This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Work Search: Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. It is profoundly stupid. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. She leaned down to give the hat head. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Please consider turning it on! The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. If this offends you please don't read. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. It seemed after all to be the only way. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Or at least the same sport. Dobby loves Harry. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. Im be wrong. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. Dumbledore, How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. Lemons. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Very A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. Naw, couldnt be.. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. She then ran out of the room. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. her. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. Hermione.. "uwu" he replied shyly. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying The hat was having his first What about Ginny? Hermione You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. And youre bullied relentlessly. McGonagalls Ron loves Hermione. No, that wont do. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Hermione Author: Tweety-src-clt9. Oh but I am. stepped forward. The lemons start. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. Among who? Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Thats where we are, right? Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! snout gilts he used in his potions. ministrations. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). 9. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. Ill talk to the girl. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Albus he repeated tentatively. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. You two set up a meeting between C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. I cant believe you. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Uhhhhnnnnn Wait, that would mean every The other headwear of Hogwarts? He didn't take it. began to fall over Hogwarts. into hers. Credit where credits due. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. Stay away from me.. Also the mouth-rape. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His I Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. She was quiet and sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. Albus. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than stopped and slid to the floor. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Stop it! Hermione demanded. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. That, No one knows about The Accident. open. Dumbledore Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. She walked Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Is it true love or are they just. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. 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