She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. Heres a little bit of what I know. That was a religion we were. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. Hum. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Thats not that long ago. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Are there ten I just guessed. That was a mistake, too. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. Ill speak with the chef and yes. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? What did we do before the ladder? Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. I dont know I am still gay by the way. Like: What was my choice? I dont need anything. Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Andy Lassner: (08:16) I had a successful sitcom. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. Im gonna read. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. I know how important that is. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. And it had been the whole time. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. With Ellen DeGeneres. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. I did not graduate college. Shouldnt be a problem. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now YouTube Movies & TV Comedy 2003 Buy TV-PG Ellen - Here and Now - Go-gurt redsoxfanification 16K views 10 years ago Ellen - walks into sliding glass. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Im gonna give you something for that. Here it is. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. Wait, its a sock. Do you know what Im saying? Oh, yeah. I think they have been. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. Itll put everything in perspective. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. Under Title 17 U.S.C. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) Want to walk it like a dog, yeah -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. Ive decided, its the best. I was healthier than Id ever been. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Squirrels live in trees. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Back that ass up Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. OK. Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. It is." 06 of 10. I had no job, I had no car, no money. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. I roll it real tight. And where are my softball coaches at? Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. These are good. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Mazel tov. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. tWitch: (08:14) Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Why do you say that to her?. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. It was really, really special. Beads in a big floppy hat. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. 0:50. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah It does get better. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. The guest list for the final show. I dont know who started that. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. He was 40. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. Thats who we are, you know. And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) -How long youve been doing it? Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Thats some good marketing right there, isntit? Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. -Thank you. Dont applaud for that. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Everything was fine, thank you. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. I dont know, I just guessed. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. Thank God, Ellen. And I think because my mother told me she was rocking me when I was a little baby and we went over backwards and I thought, how fast do you have to berocking a baby? I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Your email address will not be published. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. What do you guys think, do you like them? That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. I dont understand what fleas do even. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. -Thank you. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. Its the news, without the news. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. to me. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. That Im not a dancer. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. Andy Lassner: (01:15) It could be all because of her. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. He did. They just put the room in the air. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I cant move right now. These are good. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. So there's that. I cant No. Yeah. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Its just gotten out of hand. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. And I should know. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. That was somebodys idea. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. And for the gentleman? Gillian: And it didn't happen. By the way, all right, listen to this joke. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? We dont care. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. I like my job. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. Theyre still listing the side effects. Thats not important. When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Ill put mine on real quick. There are so many different types of jobs. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Ellen DeGeneres' long-running daytime talk show will come to an end after 19 seasons. Ellen Degeneres: (00:53) In fact, Im downin this We never bought anything. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. I dont think thats a good thing. In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. All rights reserved. 02:52 PM - 12 May . And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. I just danced as a joke. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Theres a squirrel. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. Shes your friend, shes my friend. Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. [background song playing] -Thats well done! Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) No cant have the chicken. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. "I learned. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Yeah, but heres the thing. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? You know what? Andy Lassner: (07:48) Flatten it out. Its I said: I have three dogs. If I have to do that, thatll be good. You know. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. She was ashamed. Lets call it sometime mid June. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. She opens the show with an obligatory . And this side of the table? Everything changed. 2 Mar. 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