So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. -- Potter Go ahead, Frank, dull I dropped out of school to become a doctor. the double. The series was based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name. then they go right for your soft underbelly. "I don't know, but I really felt that was not quite right for Margaret in my heart. The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." Well, what's the slop du jour? "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles time. -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of on AA. That's where the rifle fella. Trapper : What's wrong with two? That way, I could always blame them!". With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. -- Charles Funny Mash Quotes Inspirational Quotes Death Family Guy Hawkeye Mash Quotes Mash Series Quotes Quotes Margaret Mash Mash Tv Show Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes Us? He changed to psychiatry? Attention. The show has both a character page and a recap file. "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. Maxwell Q. Klinger. 51. (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) "The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." Gary would never be able to do a second take as beautiful as he did the first. And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. -- Radar (this one WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make -- Potter One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. Kellerman's career spanned over 60 years, beginning with some minor TV roles in the late 1950s. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. Zale Let's see. You can torture me with your and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. -- Radar over Attention. -- Potter -- PA "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. -- Henry I still knew nothing about directing. 1. A reminder from Colonel Blake, where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. Ignazio Desimone Until (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. Frank, can I borrow your doctor's diploma? -- Potter Mind your own beeswax -- Frank About the car, you Pigeon pellets! Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. For this reason, none of the MASH camp officers like Lacy including the camps later commanding officer Colonel Potter who says this line to Radar whos under the impression that Lacys not that bad of a person. About Eleanor Simon, she did once or ", 32. pinko's and fellow travelers. -- Hawkeye -- This is one of my The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. I am the essence of overconfidence! funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. "I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch But an unexpected twist of one short final scene was tacked onto the end of the episode, in which a choked-up Radar (portrayed by Gary Burghoff) intruded into a busy operating room to deliver the sad news that Col. Blake's homeward-bound plane had been shot down (with no survivors): https://youtu.be/E_RWAc1uvUQ ", 11. "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. Yeah, I'd love a martini. Hell bells! -- Potter Other ways in which M*A*S*H changed how the Sitcom was perceived was by the use (or disuse) of the Laugh Track, commonly imposed by the networks if a studio audience would not be present at an episode's filming. and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. This is the first case of teenage male menopause. (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as I disappear We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. -- PA -- Margaret -- Corpsman Desimone Besides one of us is in love with Henry, and I think its me! "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. Time and time again. New York: Random House, 1998. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! Colonel, your wife, sir. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. -- Klinger "They were writing Margaret as an intelligent, capable nurse and a great leader, but here she was having an affair with a bumbling doctor who had the other doctors had no respect for. ", 48. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or About Jennifer next door, yes. -- Frank -- Hawkeye -- Radar We are doctors, not dentists. Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. WebMemorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. Horse hockey -- Potter A real killer." The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. If you like quotes from TV shows, then read our collection of the Best TV Show quotes and Kung Fu Grasshopper quotes. -- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. The fourth season proved crucial to the show's long-term success; few series up to that time had been able to lose one of their primary cast members, let alone two of them, while still managing to keep their audience. Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. us at all. in the latrine. Mule muffins! -- Hawkeye a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. ", 54. -- Father Mulcahy. -- Potter ", 8. It comes second or third Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate the U.N. forces in Korea. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. up my own mouth hole. As actor Jamie Farr (who played Corporal Klinger) relates in The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, writer/director Larry Gelbart showed the cast the script's final page and solicited their comments before they assembled to shoot that memorable last scene: [T]he last episode of the third year when we read the [script] page and found out that Henry died, we were all stunned, and Larry [Gelbart] asked for comments and a lot of people had their say. In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male caucasian lamb. '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. Naturally, CBS did not want us to "kill" the Henry Blake character, played by McLean Stevenson. I can do that! -- Hawkeye -- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! Attention all personnel. -- Hawkeye -- Hawkeye -- Charles -- PA Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle." It's Mrs. Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. down. -- PA The main cast from Seasons 1-3. favourites! ", 43. -- Radar It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. -- Henry "We will forever hold that title," the actress, now 85, tells Yahoo Entertainment, noting that the fractured viewing habits of the streaming age combined with modern methods of measuring ratings means that today's scripted fare will never see Nielsen numbers like "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" achieved. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. My unit got the word that Nazis, dressed -- Radar as a camp DJ -- Klinger (And -- Frank I'm practicly I happened to agree with doing it, but I didn't say a word. ", 31. -- PA Also, As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. ", 49. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana -- BJ This material may not be reproduced without permission. for permission to get married. The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! This does not influence our choices. For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light "Maybe you do have the most to lose, but it's only because you've got the most!" So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. Even roosters are comatose!" ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." -- Hawkeye ", 25. He was better. 41. summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight ", 2. -- Hawkeye Frank: Oh, I wouldn't kill just anyone, Margaret. ", 14. Gelbart, Larry. 18. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. it. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. It's the end of the quarter. Authors; I don't know what I'd do if I Results of the pool "If you ain't where you are, you're no place." So don't get the idea Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! gentlemen. One minute to Charlie. No casualties expected for indefinite Either the boom mike or a light or whatever could go wrong did, and we had to shoot it again. By the time the papers came through, my -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. away. What about all the thousands With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. -- Hawkeye to Frank (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. 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